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Job On Bnb

A job interview where every answer gets you hired.

$BJOB on BNB Chain. One position open, unlimited candidates, and the same job title for everyone: Senior Holder. Knock on the door when you're ready.

Scroll to start your interview
InterviewsIN PROGRESS
HIRING MANAGER

Build your resume.

Type your name and we'll write the perfect resume. It's the same perfect resume for everyone. Connect a wallet and it's filed under your address.

Your name follows you through the interview and onto your offer letter.
YOUR NAME
APPLYING FOR: SENIOR HOLDER
OBJECTIVE

To hold. That's it. That's the objective.

EXPERIENCE
  • Holder, self-employed. Since forever.
  • Dip buyer, every dip. Ongoing.
SKILLS

Diamond hands · Patience · Not checking the chart

REFERENCES

"Never sold once." The chart

The waiting room.

Take a number and have a seat. The line moves fast, because everyone who walks in gets hired.

NOW SERVING041

The interview.

Question 1 of 3. Pick any answer.

THE HIRING MANAGER ASKS
HIRED!

Firm handshake.

The hiring manager is very impressed. Shake on it. The handshake is binding, the grip is diamond.

Your offer letter.

Congratulations. The offer is in writing, the terms are generous, and the end date is not a typo.

Screenshot your offer letter. Tell everyone you got the job.
Job On Bnb Inc.OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT

Dear Candidate,

We are delighted to offer you the position of Senior Holder. You interviewed beautifully. Everyone does.

SalaryHolding
Start dateToday
End dateNever
Reports toThe chart
HIRING MANAGER
SENIOR HOLDER
HIRED
FOR LIFE

Company facts.

Every new hire gets the fact sheet on day one. Please read it carefully. There will not be a quiz.

Job On Bnb Inc.FACT SHEET
Ticker$BJOB
NetworkBNB Chain
Total supply1,000,000,000
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
Candidates rejected0
Open positionsSenior Holder
Resignations0

Your first day.

  1. Get a walletMetaMask or OKX Wallet, set to BNB Chain.
  2. Load up on BNBBuy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
  3. Swap for $BJOBOn PancakeSwap, with the contract address from the top of the page.
  4. Start holdingYour desk is ready. Your shift never ends.

Your career path.

Our roadmap is the office tower. Each floor lights up as we reach it, all the way to the corner office. Tap a floor to toggle it.

Welcome, Senior Holder.

You aced the interview, signed the offer and found your desk. The only thing left to do is the job. And the job is holding.

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$BJOB is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expected return. Job On Bnb is a parody: it is not an employer or job offer, nobody is hired or paid, and nothing here is financial advice.